To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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