PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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