would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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