Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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