did you get engaged???
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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