ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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