Christians are straight up FREAKS
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You coming home soon, man?
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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