It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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