so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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