i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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