I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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