I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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