Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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