They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Randomize
