So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.