i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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