Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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