Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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