dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
home. puking in laundry basket.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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