that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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