I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
