My brain says no but my pants say off.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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