"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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