I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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