Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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