And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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