i would punch a child for taco bell
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
as a side note pls kill me
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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