grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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