i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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