I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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