I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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