Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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