Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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