Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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