i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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