exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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