is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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