i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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