How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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