Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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