Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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