PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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