Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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