i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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