Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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