No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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