Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm at about main and main street
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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