I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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