there was a trapeze. enough said
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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