Pappa wants mamma naked
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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