in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My hand turned me down
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
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I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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