What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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