she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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