I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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