pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
how can u be prego again
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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